Sorry for the delay

I had this dream a week ago. Sorry for the delay.

October 30th, 2010
Palm Harbor, FL

In anticipation for Halloween I had a dream about people coming to my door for "Trick or Treat". In my continuing quest for a relationship with a hot British actress I dreamed that one of those people was Emma Watson. I asked for her autograph. She said she was busy but if I made ti quick. I invited her while I looked for a pen. I don't remember anything after that but I had blog what I could remember.

A Gift

September 16th, 2010
Whitman, Maryland

I woke up from my dream at 4 am. Several times a story in your dream makes sense in your head until you wake up and discover how bizarre it was. Just like Inception depicted. That's one reason why I created this blog, so I could make short films of these bizarre segments one day. (The other reason was just for fun; I always wanted a dream journal.) this time I woke up and the dream still made sense. I had to change a few things but this was a really good story. Like REALLY good. So I wrote it down and I plan on making this film one day. I can't post it here, I don't want anybody to steal the idea.

Adrien Brody takes over for Satan

August 11, 2010
Naples, FL
Partial Lucidity

My apologies to Adrien Brody in advance.

Adrien Brody and I were hanging out in a castle. We were praying and doing other things and I prayed that I could have Keira Knightley. God said yes. He then later came back and said Adrien or I would have to take over and be the new Satan. Apparently Satan died or something but someone had to be the tempter of people. I was supposed to have Keira, not be in hell. Adrien even agreed that I should be free to go and he would take the position but I was chosen. I stayed in hell but didn't do a thing. I didn't want to tempt people. Also I could not be evil because I was full of love for Keira. Adrien meanwhile was doing his best to seem like the better man for the job going to the extent of pulling out his own spine to look more evil. God again told me to tempt people but I refused. We switched positions in the end.

Kinda unrelated:

My Epic Drive

After a very strange session at church where people were in a open confessional and were admitting to adultery and being strippers I left in embarrassment and picked up a magazine. I was reading about big surprises, like the Nazca lines had been faked and that Keira Knightley had hired spies to go undercover as set photographers. This was because she kept being freaked out by all these paparazzi and would feel better if she knew when people were outside waiting to take photos of her. Such is the life of the most beautiful woman on the planet. I like all these pictures of her but I don't want her crying so not only do I support this; this is a job for me! I would do anything for my angel! So I start being a set photographer and my first gig is on the set of a film for Josh and Reid. But it is in a few hours so I get in the passenger seat of my car and start changing while driving. After I am changed I try to get into the drivers seat while still driving. I do this effectively enough a cop passes me as I finish my stunt and get to set with enough time I can still meet up near by for lunch with my sister since it's her birthday.

My Angel!

August 6th, 2010
Naples, Fl

Ok, now it seems fair to bring up that Keira was in last night's dream as well. It wasn't a very vivid moment, just a quick aside so I didn't think it would be fair to count it in on the reference countdown so I left it out. Now that she has shown up in two dreams in a row I think that it should count.

So tonight it started with me convincing people that Ridley Scott directed the first Alien movie not David Fincher who only did Alien 3. People didn't believe me so we rented Alien. We also rented Alien Resurrection because I supposedly was an extra as a dead body in both of them. after I pointed them out we set up our place to shoot a commercial. Keira Knightley showed up and we shot that one ad but we wanted to shoot another. We hypnotized her so she would stay and do the second ad. She got dressed in this really nice office attire, her eyes glazed over and she said "Yes Master, I will stay as long as you like."

I swear I am not just making this up. It's about time my angel showed up in more dreams anyway.

Unfortunatey it wasn't Hogwarts

August 5, 2010
Naples, FL

The key grip from this movie I am working on and I were at this castle where they taught magic. Mr. Shaver was one of the teachers there who was very impressed with my skill. I was returning some books to him when the key grip ran in and started asking some very silly questions. He wanted to try some new theories on hypnotism. Mr. Shaver entertained these ideas for a few minutes but nothing was working and I was rolling my eyes to show that I was sorry that he was wasting his time.
Not even close.

Helping Pretty Actresses

August 4, 2010
Naples, FL

Dream 1
I was on a camping trip with Tyler (the sound guy from the set I am currently on), Keira Knightley (the love of my life) and her friend. I was offering to cook since Tyler didn't know how and the ladies didn't have time since they had class (in the middle of the woods?) and if they didn't like my food I could have my mom mail us her chili.
In reality this angel doesn't know how to cook, but I don't care! I will cook every meal she ever wants!

Dream 2
I was in a back office of a building and was talking to Kristen Stewart. I was telling her that I had been defending her acting ability. Most people think she can't act because all they have seen are those dreadful Twilight movies which call for her to be very wooden. I told her I have recommended that those people check out Speak, Panic Room and The Runaways. She thanked me and we talked some more before we needed to find a place to get some sleep before we headed out tomorrow. The night guard helped us. He was a friend of my friends Mike and happened to be nothing more than a head on two wheels. He thought I had made fun of him so Mike had to call in and make him understand I had not made fun of his unfortunate condition.

I can't find a picture of a head on two wheels so here is another picture of my angel.

David Cronenberg's Naked Twinkie?

July 30, 2010
Naples, Fl

I apologize for these dreams in advance. They do not mean to defame the famous people in them.

Dream 1:
It started off as movie. I was watching a twisted version of A Beautiful Mind. Nash was an asshole who saw ghosts and slept with so many women that the amount of children he had couldn't live in the movie theater he was living in. You could see their little feet coming through the walls. The dream then cut out of the dream into life. Reid, Josh and I were running that same movie theater with Nash. He was still an asshole and would always start his movies 40 minutes late. Reid said as long Nash threaded it he would start it. Then Nash forgot to thread a theater as well so I went to go help. Except this theater had different projectors than AMC. I didn't know how to thread this archaic thing ready to break down at any second. I tried and it turned out I got it right. Reid adjusted some knobs on a circuit breaker and the movie and subtitles changed a couple times before settling on the film the sold out crowd wanted: Jonah Hex
Will never start his movies on time.



Dream 2: I was President William Henry Harrison and I wanted a Twinkie. I left the White House and went into a Wal-Mart before it closed. Then it closed (which is stupid because Walmarts are 24 hours) with me still inside the store. I tried hiding from the managers and the cleaning crew but eventually a manager saw me in the gum aisle. She averted her eyes immediately because I was naked. I apologized profusely but I told her I really wanted a Twinkie, which I was eating, and I regularly walk around the White House naked because how cool is it that you can say you have done that. She brought me upstairs and was about to call the cops but I kept trying to explain that I was the President. I talked all about my buddy Franklin Pierce (It should have been Andrew Jackson who Harrison knew well) which eventually convinced her that I was who I said I was.
Worth going to jail for?

2 MORE dreams; why couldn't Natalie be in any of them again?

7/29/10
Naples, Florida

It was actually 3 dreams but I couldn't recall the third after writing the first 2 down.

Dream 1: Actually solving a real life issue for once I was trying to return my hard drive enclosure that was malfunctioning. All I wanted was an exchange for new working one. I bought it at Best Buy was trying to return it to a Target. That may have been why the guy was confused. The the store closed without me getting anything resolved and I was locked in the store.

Dream 2: Someone was having a heart attack. I have no idea who he was or why I was in his house but my bright idea was to cut my heart out and connect it to his so he could live while I nearly die in the process. We both survive the experience somehow. He then chooses me as his assistant while he recuperates in his wheelchair. He needed help getting around since he didn't want to install ramps in his very old historic house.


My dreams need more of this.

...or you can give me the money and I will buy a RED camera

July 28th
Naples , Florida

I was in a mall and I saw my sister and her friend walking to a movie theater. She said she was seeing Inception. I asked who was taking her and Natalie Portman walked up and said she was. The girls go grab their seats and I talk with Natalie. We get on to the subject of work and we both said we had been working non-stop. I told her I can tell and listed off the 5 movies she had done that year alone. (She is actually only in 2 this year. My list included "She's Out of My League and The Kids Are All Right; movies she isn't in)
I told her that I wish I was working in her business as much as she was. I had been working 6 days a week for the last 6 months and had about $3,000 to show for it, and she had 110K in her purse alone. She said she had no time to spend it on anything for herself. I tell her that her movie doesn't start for a while, we had time now. So Natalie and I went on a shopping spree.
You would follow this around a mall carrying her bags for HOURS!

3 More Dreams

7/26/10
Naples, Florida

They may not be vivid but I remember 3 separate dream segments from last night.

Segment 1: I am watching a movie starring Alan Arkin as a homeless man and Steve Carell as a crazy person.

Segment 2: I am hosting a celebratory dinner in honor of the release of Dinner for Shmucks with Steve Carell.

Segment 3: I am at one of those old preparatory schools where you live in the dormitories with the bathrooms at the end of the hallway. There is also an indoor pool. I go to the pool room naked mistaking it for the shower room. I get over it and then go to a class where we watch a movie but the trailer was something like the Blind Side 2 but was full of self referential scenes mentioning how they now can say any swear word they want. Later I go to see Mrs. Foster with Chris because he has a question about an assignment. We end up discussing a new trend of swearing in movie trailers and whether or not there will be an audience backlash.

Back on the Horse

7/25/10
Naples, Florida

When I got a job I got out of my routine. After I saw Inception I wanted to bring this back but I was unable to remember anything until now. I had one dream which I remembered when I awoke but I was too tired and went back to sleep. I tried to commit to memory but all I can recall now is it involved Deadpool wanting to see the film Glory.

But I had a second dream that is still quite vivid. I saw Joe from work pulling a prank in booth on David. Now for some reason in the dream there was two floors to booth and I was spying form one level on the other. The complexity of this prank was brilliant. It appeared like David was pulling the prank but in the end it got reversed. It made sense in the dream but there is no way I could explain it now. Anyway since I loved the idea I decided to make a movie about it. The film was a success and it starred Joseph Gordon Levitt.

The Dream Comes True

On October 14th, I had a dream that I gave a speech in the middle of a Taco Bell that Toy Story 3 was being made and it would be a heartbreaking masterpiece about how Andy goes to college. It inspired the creation of this blog. You can read it here: http://cinematicdreamscape.blogspot.com/2009/10/getting-things-rolling.html

The dream that inspired this blog becomes a reality. I saw Toy Story 3 last night and it was indeed a heartbreaking masterpiece. I really can't say too much more than that. Just wanted to let you all know that it is so far the best movie of the year; a near perfect film that seamlessly blends genres and will touch the inner child in anyone who sees it. Perfect for kids of all ages whether you 5 or 95. This is what escaping to the movies is all about.

The National Association of Honesty

Roughly a month ago

Orlando, FL

Non-Lucid

There was another part of this dream but I forgot it. This is a shame because I remember it feeling so real I thought it happened.

I do remember the last segment though. I rehired my old piano teacher Mr. Morvay. However he was too old now to sit up the whole time now so he would transfer his consciousness to a cat. IT wasn’t working and that cat was a rat bastard. It was running around destroying things. My mom wanted to rid of the cat because it was making the bird we have more obnoxious than she already was. Mr. Morvay swore it has worked in the past and why this cat wasn’t working but my mom wanted to get rid of it. All of a sudden a TV ad for aborting baby cats came on. Now my mom just wanted to give the cat away not kill it. We were all shocked and appalled by this Youtube video being telecasted on the news and my dad swore that it was “fucking disgusting.” Mr. Morvay said “You are an adult for Pete’s sake, and there are kids around. If you swear again, I will still come back because it isn’t fair to your son, but still.” I told him my dad hardly ever swears and then he started handing out quarters for honesty and good behavior. All of a sudden a cop showed up and started inspecting the quarters making sure none of them were counterfeit. Another Youtube popped up with a punch of celebrities supporting the National Association of Honesty. This ad was directed by Martin Scorsese and featured Keifer Sutherland, half the cast of True Blood, some guy named Dusty and Bucky Covington. Some girl ran up next to us and yelled and waved Hi to Keifer, who waved back... then Dusty got offended and left because she giving all her attention to Keifer. After that the cop pulled out another device and started checking my sister’s last tooth to make sure she wasn’t scamming the Tooth Fairy.

Since New Year's I am 2 for 2

...but I haven't updated. Luckily I can recall what has happened.

Night of January 1, 2010
Palm Harbor, FL
Non-Lucid

Someone knocks on my front door and I open to see Santa Claus! (Played by Richard Attenorough, the guy who portrayed St. Nick in the remake of Miracle of 34th Street and also happened to create Jurassic Park) He is holding a role of wrapping paper but doesn't seem to pleased when I greet him. "Santa!" I joyously shout. He hits me over the head with the wrapping paper. When I ask him why he hit me he unrolls some of the paper. It is pornographic wrapping paper. He accuses em of special ordering this in the mail. He doesn't believe me when I say I didn't buy it. I grab the order form he has and sit down on the stairs. After a while I claim this is a fake order and someone is trying to frame me. I point out it was supposedly ordered on Nov. 31st. Whoever was trying to get me in trouble was an idiot.
Jurassic Park, Santa Claus- the man always gets a cane.

Night of January 2nd, 2010
Palm Harbor, FL
Non-Lucid

I was driving to a pizza place all the way in Pinellas Park to meet up with Melissa. She worked there and I was supposed to set up plans for the Super Bowl with her and some other friends. When I get there I see the others are Brent, Robert and Caitlin. This is the most random group of friends I have ever seen in a dream. The only one I can explain is Caitlin and that's because Facebook suggested I "reconnect" with her today. Anyway they were all donating their extra dining ware to the restaurant while we discussed the party plans. I said I didn't know if I would be working or not and would only assuredly be there if the Patriots got in. No way in hell I am working while the Patriots play for a Super Bowl. Then a game of pool broke out on a dining table. This is stupid because balls were falling all over the place. You kind of need the edges...
I don't know what he is trying to accomplish.