Roughly a month ago
Orlando, FL
Non-Lucid
There was another part of this dream but I forgot it. This is a shame because I remember it feeling so real I thought it happened.
I do remember the last segment though. I rehired my old piano teacher Mr. Morvay. However he was too old now to sit up the whole time now so he would transfer his consciousness to a cat. IT wasn’t working and that cat was a rat bastard. It was running around destroying things. My mom wanted to rid of the cat because it was making the bird we have more obnoxious than she already was. Mr. Morvay swore it has worked in the past and why this cat wasn’t working but my mom wanted to get rid of it. All of a sudden a TV ad for aborting baby cats came on. Now my mom just wanted to give the cat away not kill it. We were all shocked and appalled by this Youtube video being telecasted on the news and my dad swore that it was “fucking disgusting.” Mr. Morvay said “You are an adult for Pete’s sake, and there are kids around. If you swear again, I will still come back because it isn’t fair to your son, but still.” I told him my dad hardly ever swears and then he started handing out quarters for honesty and good behavior. All of a sudden a cop showed up and started inspecting the quarters making sure none of them were counterfeit. Another Youtube popped up with a punch of celebrities supporting the National Association of Honesty. This ad was directed by Martin Scorsese and featured Keifer Sutherland, half the cast of True Blood, some guy named Dusty and Bucky Covington. Some girl ran up next to us and yelled and waved Hi to Keifer, who waved back... then Dusty got offended and left because she giving all her attention to Keifer. After that the cop pulled out another device and started checking my sister’s last tooth to make sure she wasn’t scamming the Tooth Fairy.
