Sorry for the delay

I had this dream a week ago. Sorry for the delay.

October 30th, 2010
Palm Harbor, FL

In anticipation for Halloween I had a dream about people coming to my door for "Trick or Treat". In my continuing quest for a relationship with a hot British actress I dreamed that one of those people was Emma Watson. I asked for her autograph. She said she was busy but if I made ti quick. I invited her while I looked for a pen. I don't remember anything after that but I had blog what I could remember.

A Gift

September 16th, 2010
Whitman, Maryland

I woke up from my dream at 4 am. Several times a story in your dream makes sense in your head until you wake up and discover how bizarre it was. Just like Inception depicted. That's one reason why I created this blog, so I could make short films of these bizarre segments one day. (The other reason was just for fun; I always wanted a dream journal.) this time I woke up and the dream still made sense. I had to change a few things but this was a really good story. Like REALLY good. So I wrote it down and I plan on making this film one day. I can't post it here, I don't want anybody to steal the idea.

Adrien Brody takes over for Satan

August 11, 2010
Naples, FL
Partial Lucidity

My apologies to Adrien Brody in advance.

Adrien Brody and I were hanging out in a castle. We were praying and doing other things and I prayed that I could have Keira Knightley. God said yes. He then later came back and said Adrien or I would have to take over and be the new Satan. Apparently Satan died or something but someone had to be the tempter of people. I was supposed to have Keira, not be in hell. Adrien even agreed that I should be free to go and he would take the position but I was chosen. I stayed in hell but didn't do a thing. I didn't want to tempt people. Also I could not be evil because I was full of love for Keira. Adrien meanwhile was doing his best to seem like the better man for the job going to the extent of pulling out his own spine to look more evil. God again told me to tempt people but I refused. We switched positions in the end.

Kinda unrelated:

My Epic Drive

After a very strange session at church where people were in a open confessional and were admitting to adultery and being strippers I left in embarrassment and picked up a magazine. I was reading about big surprises, like the Nazca lines had been faked and that Keira Knightley had hired spies to go undercover as set photographers. This was because she kept being freaked out by all these paparazzi and would feel better if she knew when people were outside waiting to take photos of her. Such is the life of the most beautiful woman on the planet. I like all these pictures of her but I don't want her crying so not only do I support this; this is a job for me! I would do anything for my angel! So I start being a set photographer and my first gig is on the set of a film for Josh and Reid. But it is in a few hours so I get in the passenger seat of my car and start changing while driving. After I am changed I try to get into the drivers seat while still driving. I do this effectively enough a cop passes me as I finish my stunt and get to set with enough time I can still meet up near by for lunch with my sister since it's her birthday.

My Angel!

August 6th, 2010
Naples, Fl

Ok, now it seems fair to bring up that Keira was in last night's dream as well. It wasn't a very vivid moment, just a quick aside so I didn't think it would be fair to count it in on the reference countdown so I left it out. Now that she has shown up in two dreams in a row I think that it should count.

So tonight it started with me convincing people that Ridley Scott directed the first Alien movie not David Fincher who only did Alien 3. People didn't believe me so we rented Alien. We also rented Alien Resurrection because I supposedly was an extra as a dead body in both of them. after I pointed them out we set up our place to shoot a commercial. Keira Knightley showed up and we shot that one ad but we wanted to shoot another. We hypnotized her so she would stay and do the second ad. She got dressed in this really nice office attire, her eyes glazed over and she said "Yes Master, I will stay as long as you like."

I swear I am not just making this up. It's about time my angel showed up in more dreams anyway.

Unfortunatey it wasn't Hogwarts

August 5, 2010
Naples, FL

The key grip from this movie I am working on and I were at this castle where they taught magic. Mr. Shaver was one of the teachers there who was very impressed with my skill. I was returning some books to him when the key grip ran in and started asking some very silly questions. He wanted to try some new theories on hypnotism. Mr. Shaver entertained these ideas for a few minutes but nothing was working and I was rolling my eyes to show that I was sorry that he was wasting his time.
Not even close.

Helping Pretty Actresses

August 4, 2010
Naples, FL

Dream 1
I was on a camping trip with Tyler (the sound guy from the set I am currently on), Keira Knightley (the love of my life) and her friend. I was offering to cook since Tyler didn't know how and the ladies didn't have time since they had class (in the middle of the woods?) and if they didn't like my food I could have my mom mail us her chili.
In reality this angel doesn't know how to cook, but I don't care! I will cook every meal she ever wants!

Dream 2
I was in a back office of a building and was talking to Kristen Stewart. I was telling her that I had been defending her acting ability. Most people think she can't act because all they have seen are those dreadful Twilight movies which call for her to be very wooden. I told her I have recommended that those people check out Speak, Panic Room and The Runaways. She thanked me and we talked some more before we needed to find a place to get some sleep before we headed out tomorrow. The night guard helped us. He was a friend of my friends Mike and happened to be nothing more than a head on two wheels. He thought I had made fun of him so Mike had to call in and make him understand I had not made fun of his unfortunate condition.

I can't find a picture of a head on two wheels so here is another picture of my angel.