Adrien Brody takes over for Satan

August 11, 2010
Naples, FL
Partial Lucidity

My apologies to Adrien Brody in advance.

Adrien Brody and I were hanging out in a castle. We were praying and doing other things and I prayed that I could have Keira Knightley. God said yes. He then later came back and said Adrien or I would have to take over and be the new Satan. Apparently Satan died or something but someone had to be the tempter of people. I was supposed to have Keira, not be in hell. Adrien even agreed that I should be free to go and he would take the position but I was chosen. I stayed in hell but didn't do a thing. I didn't want to tempt people. Also I could not be evil because I was full of love for Keira. Adrien meanwhile was doing his best to seem like the better man for the job going to the extent of pulling out his own spine to look more evil. God again told me to tempt people but I refused. We switched positions in the end.

Kinda unrelated:

My Epic Drive

After a very strange session at church where people were in a open confessional and were admitting to adultery and being strippers I left in embarrassment and picked up a magazine. I was reading about big surprises, like the Nazca lines had been faked and that Keira Knightley had hired spies to go undercover as set photographers. This was because she kept being freaked out by all these paparazzi and would feel better if she knew when people were outside waiting to take photos of her. Such is the life of the most beautiful woman on the planet. I like all these pictures of her but I don't want her crying so not only do I support this; this is a job for me! I would do anything for my angel! So I start being a set photographer and my first gig is on the set of a film for Josh and Reid. But it is in a few hours so I get in the passenger seat of my car and start changing while driving. After I am changed I try to get into the drivers seat while still driving. I do this effectively enough a cop passes me as I finish my stunt and get to set with enough time I can still meet up near by for lunch with my sister since it's her birthday.

My Angel!

August 6th, 2010
Naples, Fl

Ok, now it seems fair to bring up that Keira was in last night's dream as well. It wasn't a very vivid moment, just a quick aside so I didn't think it would be fair to count it in on the reference countdown so I left it out. Now that she has shown up in two dreams in a row I think that it should count.

So tonight it started with me convincing people that Ridley Scott directed the first Alien movie not David Fincher who only did Alien 3. People didn't believe me so we rented Alien. We also rented Alien Resurrection because I supposedly was an extra as a dead body in both of them. after I pointed them out we set up our place to shoot a commercial. Keira Knightley showed up and we shot that one ad but we wanted to shoot another. We hypnotized her so she would stay and do the second ad. She got dressed in this really nice office attire, her eyes glazed over and she said "Yes Master, I will stay as long as you like."

I swear I am not just making this up. It's about time my angel showed up in more dreams anyway.

Helping Pretty Actresses

August 4, 2010
Naples, FL

Dream 1
I was on a camping trip with Tyler (the sound guy from the set I am currently on), Keira Knightley (the love of my life) and her friend. I was offering to cook since Tyler didn't know how and the ladies didn't have time since they had class (in the middle of the woods?) and if they didn't like my food I could have my mom mail us her chili.
In reality this angel doesn't know how to cook, but I don't care! I will cook every meal she ever wants!

Dream 2
I was in a back office of a building and was talking to Kristen Stewart. I was telling her that I had been defending her acting ability. Most people think she can't act because all they have seen are those dreadful Twilight movies which call for her to be very wooden. I told her I have recommended that those people check out Speak, Panic Room and The Runaways. She thanked me and we talked some more before we needed to find a place to get some sleep before we headed out tomorrow. The night guard helped us. He was a friend of my friends Mike and happened to be nothing more than a head on two wheels. He thought I had made fun of him so Mike had to call in and make him understand I had not made fun of his unfortunate condition.

I can't find a picture of a head on two wheels so here is another picture of my angel.

Are you happy now?

Alicia was wondering why she never showed up in my dreams. Now it's two nights in a row so she should be happy now :)

Night of November 18th, 2009
Palm Harbor, FL
Non-lucid

Alicia and I were attending a party at my friend Ashley's house. For some reason all of Alicia's DVD's (mostly "The Simpsons" collections?) were there too and every time she left the room I would rearrange them in the middle of the room to make some shape. This was really starting to annoy her but I did it anyway. Later in the party Star Wars: Episode 1 was playing in the background. I made sure everyone knew when it was Natalie Portman and when it was Keira Knightley. Ashley gave me a hug as we were leaving and thanked me for coming. I think we left Alicia's DVD's there...


Can you tell which one is which?

Shattered Dreams

I have been waiting to use this title for a while. I remember pieces from a couple different dreams last night but not enough to be able to piece together a story. It is really a shame this night because the second one had some real depth to it. If anything though, this night shows my overly media induced life as there are references galore in these pieces. The picture above was a great find as my dreams this evening are like the remnants of Zechs' mask.

Night of November 5th, 2009
Palm Harbor, FL
Non-lucid

In the first piece I picked up a Pokemon cards (again) and saw one of them wasn't for battling but had a trivia piece on it. It said that my friend Gina was in the movie Drag Me to Hell. I rent the movie and see that she is clearly in the opening scene. Later I picked up a Trivial Pursuit card and saw that Lisa was in a major film too. This card told me she was an extra in the warehouse scene of Serenity. Putting the film in I see that she is in focus for a few seconds before the camera racked focus to Malcolm and River. After that all I remember is talking to the twins and asking why they didn't tell me they were in those movies.

The second shard of broken glass here is about deep issues like war, peace, love and death. I was talking to Zechs Marquis about these issues. I am sure we also got to the topic of why we as human beings feel the need to compete and fight. It's a natural instinct. This could have also stemmed into the issue of human selfishness but I honestly don't remember , but I wish I did. I have tried really hard to rack my brain and all I came up with a small third sliver of glass from last night.

Third dream: I theorized on why I can get away with walking into people's homes in Oblivion to talk them and not have to knock on the door and how this is no way reflects on real life therefore taking me out of the immersive real-life experience Oblivion is supposed to give. I thought about this as I walked down my street trying both techniques. Oddly enough I didn't freak out the person who I walked in on but it didn't feel right.
I am pretty sure I remember Keira Knightley showing up at some point too so here's a picture.