My Epic Drive

After a very strange session at church where people were in a open confessional and were admitting to adultery and being strippers I left in embarrassment and picked up a magazine. I was reading about big surprises, like the Nazca lines had been faked and that Keira Knightley had hired spies to go undercover as set photographers. This was because she kept being freaked out by all these paparazzi and would feel better if she knew when people were outside waiting to take photos of her. Such is the life of the most beautiful woman on the planet. I like all these pictures of her but I don't want her crying so not only do I support this; this is a job for me! I would do anything for my angel! So I start being a set photographer and my first gig is on the set of a film for Josh and Reid. But it is in a few hours so I get in the passenger seat of my car and start changing while driving. After I am changed I try to get into the drivers seat while still driving. I do this effectively enough a cop passes me as I finish my stunt and get to set with enough time I can still meet up near by for lunch with my sister since it's her birthday.

...or you can give me the money and I will buy a RED camera

July 28th
Naples , Florida

I was in a mall and I saw my sister and her friend walking to a movie theater. She said she was seeing Inception. I asked who was taking her and Natalie Portman walked up and said she was. The girls go grab their seats and I talk with Natalie. We get on to the subject of work and we both said we had been working non-stop. I told her I can tell and listed off the 5 movies she had done that year alone. (She is actually only in 2 this year. My list included "She's Out of My League and The Kids Are All Right; movies she isn't in)
I told her that I wish I was working in her business as much as she was. I had been working 6 days a week for the last 6 months and had about $3,000 to show for it, and she had 110K in her purse alone. She said she had no time to spend it on anything for herself. I tell her that her movie doesn't start for a while, we had time now. So Natalie and I went on a shopping spree.
You would follow this around a mall carrying her bags for HOURS!

Axis, Allies, Jelly Beans and Trolls

Night of Monday October 26, 2009
Palm Harbor, FL
Non-Lucid

I was looking through some cards that looked like they were a cross between Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards when Tony busted in and said he wanted to show me a real game. So Corey and Tony began playing a twisted version of Axis and Allies... in my sister's room... with jelly beans. Corey's Nazi baby blue beans started marching toward Russia and took a crucial bridge. He left the room and while he was gone Tony played a big card resulting in his red jelly beans taking over half the territory Corey just took. Tony ate all the jelly beans from Corey's vanquished troops. Corey was upset when he came back and fought to reclaim the bridge. Odd thing in doing so, history be damned, a few turns later Russia was being run by the Nazis and Europe was covered by the Russians. Corey still had the bridge though and as hard as Tony tried he couldn't get more than a third of the way across. By now all the beans had been eaten and they were playing with green and red tiles.
Someone should make a "Someone has eaten all of Hitler's jellybeans" Youtube video.

After this came to a standstill they turned there eyes toward northern Africa, which was being run by an invisible third player who was using those odd Halloween orange circus peanut marshmallow things nobody ever eats. Corey quickly took high command here leaving Tony with just a small camp of troops left in Morocco. I asked my sister "Why doesn't Tony use the troll units he has in Paris?" My sister responded by saying the trolls suck. Apparently either the troll is the worst unit in the game or the Nazi's have troll rockets or something. I prefer to think of the latter as the truth.
THE KEYS TO VICTORY: Jelly Beans and Troll Rockets