Helping Pretty Actresses

August 4, 2010
Naples, FL

Dream 1
I was on a camping trip with Tyler (the sound guy from the set I am currently on), Keira Knightley (the love of my life) and her friend. I was offering to cook since Tyler didn't know how and the ladies didn't have time since they had class (in the middle of the woods?) and if they didn't like my food I could have my mom mail us her chili.
In reality this angel doesn't know how to cook, but I don't care! I will cook every meal she ever wants!

Dream 2
I was in a back office of a building and was talking to Kristen Stewart. I was telling her that I had been defending her acting ability. Most people think she can't act because all they have seen are those dreadful Twilight movies which call for her to be very wooden. I told her I have recommended that those people check out Speak, Panic Room and The Runaways. She thanked me and we talked some more before we needed to find a place to get some sleep before we headed out tomorrow. The night guard helped us. He was a friend of my friends Mike and happened to be nothing more than a head on two wheels. He thought I had made fun of him so Mike had to call in and make him understand I had not made fun of his unfortunate condition.

I can't find a picture of a head on two wheels so here is another picture of my angel.

David Cronenberg's Naked Twinkie?

July 30, 2010
Naples, Fl

I apologize for these dreams in advance. They do not mean to defame the famous people in them.

Dream 1:
It started off as movie. I was watching a twisted version of A Beautiful Mind. Nash was an asshole who saw ghosts and slept with so many women that the amount of children he had couldn't live in the movie theater he was living in. You could see their little feet coming through the walls. The dream then cut out of the dream into life. Reid, Josh and I were running that same movie theater with Nash. He was still an asshole and would always start his movies 40 minutes late. Reid said as long Nash threaded it he would start it. Then Nash forgot to thread a theater as well so I went to go help. Except this theater had different projectors than AMC. I didn't know how to thread this archaic thing ready to break down at any second. I tried and it turned out I got it right. Reid adjusted some knobs on a circuit breaker and the movie and subtitles changed a couple times before settling on the film the sold out crowd wanted: Jonah Hex
Will never start his movies on time.



Dream 2: I was President William Henry Harrison and I wanted a Twinkie. I left the White House and went into a Wal-Mart before it closed. Then it closed (which is stupid because Walmarts are 24 hours) with me still inside the store. I tried hiding from the managers and the cleaning crew but eventually a manager saw me in the gum aisle. She averted her eyes immediately because I was naked. I apologized profusely but I told her I really wanted a Twinkie, which I was eating, and I regularly walk around the White House naked because how cool is it that you can say you have done that. She brought me upstairs and was about to call the cops but I kept trying to explain that I was the President. I talked all about my buddy Franklin Pierce (It should have been Andrew Jackson who Harrison knew well) which eventually convinced her that I was who I said I was.
Worth going to jail for?

2 MORE dreams; why couldn't Natalie be in any of them again?

7/29/10
Naples, Florida

It was actually 3 dreams but I couldn't recall the third after writing the first 2 down.

Dream 1: Actually solving a real life issue for once I was trying to return my hard drive enclosure that was malfunctioning. All I wanted was an exchange for new working one. I bought it at Best Buy was trying to return it to a Target. That may have been why the guy was confused. The the store closed without me getting anything resolved and I was locked in the store.

Dream 2: Someone was having a heart attack. I have no idea who he was or why I was in his house but my bright idea was to cut my heart out and connect it to his so he could live while I nearly die in the process. We both survive the experience somehow. He then chooses me as his assistant while he recuperates in his wheelchair. He needed help getting around since he didn't want to install ramps in his very old historic house.


My dreams need more of this.

...or you can give me the money and I will buy a RED camera

July 28th
Naples , Florida

I was in a mall and I saw my sister and her friend walking to a movie theater. She said she was seeing Inception. I asked who was taking her and Natalie Portman walked up and said she was. The girls go grab their seats and I talk with Natalie. We get on to the subject of work and we both said we had been working non-stop. I told her I can tell and listed off the 5 movies she had done that year alone. (She is actually only in 2 this year. My list included "She's Out of My League and The Kids Are All Right; movies she isn't in)
I told her that I wish I was working in her business as much as she was. I had been working 6 days a week for the last 6 months and had about $3,000 to show for it, and she had 110K in her purse alone. She said she had no time to spend it on anything for herself. I tell her that her movie doesn't start for a while, we had time now. So Natalie and I went on a shopping spree.
You would follow this around a mall carrying her bags for HOURS!

3 More Dreams

7/26/10
Naples, Florida

They may not be vivid but I remember 3 separate dream segments from last night.

Segment 1: I am watching a movie starring Alan Arkin as a homeless man and Steve Carell as a crazy person.

Segment 2: I am hosting a celebratory dinner in honor of the release of Dinner for Shmucks with Steve Carell.

Segment 3: I am at one of those old preparatory schools where you live in the dormitories with the bathrooms at the end of the hallway. There is also an indoor pool. I go to the pool room naked mistaking it for the shower room. I get over it and then go to a class where we watch a movie but the trailer was something like the Blind Side 2 but was full of self referential scenes mentioning how they now can say any swear word they want. Later I go to see Mrs. Foster with Chris because he has a question about an assignment. We end up discussing a new trend of swearing in movie trailers and whether or not there will be an audience backlash.

Back on the Horse

7/25/10
Naples, Florida

When I got a job I got out of my routine. After I saw Inception I wanted to bring this back but I was unable to remember anything until now. I had one dream which I remembered when I awoke but I was too tired and went back to sleep. I tried to commit to memory but all I can recall now is it involved Deadpool wanting to see the film Glory.

But I had a second dream that is still quite vivid. I saw Joe from work pulling a prank in booth on David. Now for some reason in the dream there was two floors to booth and I was spying form one level on the other. The complexity of this prank was brilliant. It appeared like David was pulling the prank but in the end it got reversed. It made sense in the dream but there is no way I could explain it now. Anyway since I loved the idea I decided to make a movie about it. The film was a success and it starred Joseph Gordon Levitt.

The Dream Comes True

On October 14th, I had a dream that I gave a speech in the middle of a Taco Bell that Toy Story 3 was being made and it would be a heartbreaking masterpiece about how Andy goes to college. It inspired the creation of this blog. You can read it here: http://cinematicdreamscape.blogspot.com/2009/10/getting-things-rolling.html

The dream that inspired this blog becomes a reality. I saw Toy Story 3 last night and it was indeed a heartbreaking masterpiece. I really can't say too much more than that. Just wanted to let you all know that it is so far the best movie of the year; a near perfect film that seamlessly blends genres and will touch the inner child in anyone who sees it. Perfect for kids of all ages whether you 5 or 95. This is what escaping to the movies is all about.